Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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