got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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