This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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