pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
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