I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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