I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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