Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Randomize
