So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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