hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
