Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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