I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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