even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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