Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
3 2 1 whiskey
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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