I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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