god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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