and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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