maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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