i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
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You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
