i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i wish my penis had a tongue
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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