I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
