isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You took a bar mat shot.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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