I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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