I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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