I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Randomize
