Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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