so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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