omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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