its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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