found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
how does that bad decision feel?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
