I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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