That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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