Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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