Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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