He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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