Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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