Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
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