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Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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