It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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