She's JV to your varsity
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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