glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
is it fun? or sober?
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