yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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