I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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