So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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