I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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