Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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