i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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