I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
