im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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