is wine microwaveable?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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