wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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